Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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