thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It's just like the Real World with babies
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
