normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You don't make any sense
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What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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