Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Randomize
