If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Houston, we have a squirter
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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