I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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