do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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