I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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