What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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