she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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