Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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