I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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