so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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