Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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