Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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