I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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