i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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