Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we have officially lost it.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
