ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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