i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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