so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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