you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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