Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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