He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
