took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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