I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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