id be glad to
I can tuck mytits in my pants
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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