Swine flu. Run for my life!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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