So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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