girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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