I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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