Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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