No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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