I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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