Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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