But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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