When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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