I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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