you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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