Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i out mim tonsoeep
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