ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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