did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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