I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I am available for nakedness
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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