Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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