So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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