he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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