I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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