There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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