How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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