The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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