yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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