I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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