hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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